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Couldn't resist posting this one:D

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat,
and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be
bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly
when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in
such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and
will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the
catch, Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to
let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little
secret... You know...., woman to woman."

Eyes

It’s eyes that play tricks. Eyes that play all the tricks.
Like a 10 year old’s ponytail that goes swishing right, even with oiling, pinning down and banding.
Eyes. Not the tricks of those girls with dancing eyes, that invite, entice, excite.
But eyes that look away when they really must bravely look through and pretend there isn’t much to look through…
Like air and water. Water and air. Raindrops falling right through air. Air making water whirl.

And eyes that look through eyes pretending to look through.
While lips are on autopilot. Trying hard to drown the insistent whirring of eyes that pretend and eyes that look through the pretence. The lips on autopilot. And the lips that barely can conceal a smile.
Do the lips that smiled know… Of the eyes that pretended mirth while concealing something else?

me, rite now

Landslide..
fleetwood mac...
something like me right now.. :)

Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life